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U + Ur Hand

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off
Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007
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ur so gay

Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
by tramaqueen April 9, 2009
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ur mom gay

A phrase 12-year-olds use when they cannot think of anything to say in a roast battle.
Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”
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ur family transgender

The only insult worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. The person you say it to might die.
by the meme behind sean March 13, 2018
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Ur bad kid

A phrase saying that their so bad at Fortnite like their a bot
by Animal crossing god May 5, 2020
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Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
by Nitspike May 13, 2018
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wach ur jet

When ur down 3-1 and iToxic27 Say aye WACH UR JET and your watching all your sides and conners and going the best you can.
Bot: WAcH uR jET BruV
by Eeeeclipse foraaza April 20, 2019
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