National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021

COCK

PART ON MALE BODY THAT GOES INTO THE FEMALE WHEN THEY HAVE SEXS AND IT'S ENJOYABLE

THE COCK IS USED TO MAKE A BABBY AND HAVE SEXS WICH FEEL REALLY REALLY GOOD

by KICKOKICKO August 7, 2022

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020

Bitch cock

A woman with a proverbial cock that's bigger than a guy's

My bitch cock is bigger than your penis

by emg67 January 16, 2017

Cock

Huge tasty long piece of meat no one rejects a cock especially not a black one they are the tastiest

He’s got a cock

by Cocked up June 3, 2024

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025