The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020

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Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.

“Why is he sitting gay?”

by HotFrog June 30, 2022

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Exhibit Gay

When someone says "You don't look gay" to a queer individual. The indiviudal whips out their emergency pride flag and starts to suck a dick/eat pussy. Exhibit Gay.

Person 1: You don't look gay?
Queer(m): Oh sorry my bad excuse me
(Queer proceeds to wrap rainbow flag around himself, grabest the nearest twink and makes out as Beyonce plays in the background) Exhibit Gay

by Tru_that_thundercat March 14, 2018

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Gay

Awadis

I think Awadis might be gay

by martitan August 12, 2020

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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

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