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Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
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Cock box

To slam your piping laying stiff penis into the victims mouth.
Huggy slammed his hard erect penis into Jose’s cock box so hard that he was picking hair out his teeth for a week.
by Wanker 1 January 16, 2019
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Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018
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Reminiscing Cock

Stacy: I keep dreaming of Johns cock
Bonquisha: Girl, you got that reminiscing cock
by Gungle Tanner June 14, 2018
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Cock

Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.

Alternate word for dick or penis.
(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)

"What the fuck is that noise?!"

"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"
by Banana Rider June 14, 2018
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cock toggle

The act of following a male around because you have intrest in sleeping with them, tend to be done in large crowds.
Becky:See that guy over there hes off limits, ive got him cock toggled.
Trish:You got it!
by Iamstevetitpig June 17, 2018
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Cock sink

Jeanas been acting so ratchet lately oh my god like that bitch is everyones fucking cock sink since she left ben/ no shit you got drunk and fucked trisha monday night everyone arounds gotten fucked up and smacked trishas clapper up at least once or twice shes pretty much the fucking neighborhood (Cock sink)
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