Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz January 14, 2018

Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper May 15, 2018

Hot Gazpacho

When a good Christian man ejaculates inside of his lovely bride as she mentruates.

Hey hunnybun, how bout a nice hot gazpacho?;)

by Jenkumdaddy June 16, 2022

hot salute

When a bro orders a bitch(has to be a 7.5+/10) to fuck you as a reward for a favor you have done for him.

Dude i hooked Trever and his bitches up with a few bottles last night and got a hot salute out of it.

by DaHardWare February 24, 2016

Hot Pasty

An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...

by Nigel Thwok January 15, 2024

hot bovril

Kissing homeless people

Hey Vic what you up to tonight?

I’m going into town and having a “hot bovril” those tramps are great kissers I just can’t get enough of them. With a tramps tongue down my throat I really feel like a King

by Deirdre Rasheed December 21, 2017

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile April 12, 2016