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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.
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tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus
oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed
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Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense
Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about
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That wrinkled dick is cock jerky
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Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.
Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool
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Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
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