what am i supposed to type here?

uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?

uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?

by BANANASSSSS_ARE_NOT_YUMMY_HAI January 15, 2017

I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

I don't like the cut of your Jib

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.

Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

by Steef Murray November 14, 2007

Pass the hatchet, I Think I'm goodkind

Badass song by Yo La Tengo from their new album, consists of Ira Kaplan going nuts on guitar for like 12 minutes

Woo, ima listenin to pass The hatchet, I think i'm goodkind SHOOP DA WOOP!

by kdajfklsdaiowekl;dg May 4, 2007

I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed

You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk

by xxxCUTExxx December 30, 2016

thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011