shit cocked

When a cock shits

Oh, fuck i just shit cocked

by DaRedShatter November 30, 2017

cock me doodle brick

basically it means like fuck me. idk how just stop reading, get that into your head and go

cock me doodle brick daddy

by dingdongdoorditchh November 19, 2022

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

Stop playing me cock

When someone is messing around with you too much and u what them to stop

Hey, man stop playing me cock and get back to work

by Jaja212q June 17, 2024

Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.

"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"

by gl;on May 4, 2021

Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025

giant cock

A big cock.

bro, my giant cock is ripping my underwear!

by MayoomiSauce May 20, 2022