Sex

Shelly

Michael is soooo sex

by BigBro17 April 25, 2022

Sex

Sex is when a man injects his penis into a womens vagina. If not using a condom the penis will release a liquid called cum making the women pregnant.

Boy 1: Bro I had sex with the hottest girl ever
Boy 2: What's sex?
Boy 1: It's when you shove your dick in someones pussy
Boy 2: That must be nice
Boy 1: Yeah I'm gonna be a dad soon *smiles*
Boy 2: You're 15....

by Lexis Luther April 27, 2022

Sex

The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning

I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

sex

ask ur mom :)

ur mom had sex believe it or not

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

sex

A gift god has given us all. Sex is proof God is real now go fuck your homie

person 1: bro wanna have sex?
person 2: hell ya man!

by gaydefinitionmaker69 May 3, 2022

Sex

When someone shoves their big fucking dick into someone else's tight as pussy

Girl:Babe, I just had sex with ur dad. I am so horny right now
Boy:Im glad you had fun baby girl

by Pornstar:) May 6, 2022