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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Hot

The definition of hot is kylemars337 in snap
Omg kylemars337 is super hot
by Don’t talk to me pls July 12, 2022
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The Hot Dog

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.
Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?

Me: yep.

Friend: lucky!
by CashMoneyK420 April 3, 2023
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Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
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Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?
Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read
by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011
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The Hot Dog Game

The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting
Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!

You: Uh I guess so
by UncleJimmy6969 November 2, 2021
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Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.
Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?
by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025
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