A huge piece of meat no one can resist it’s so tasty and inserts into you the black ones are the best
by Cocked up June 3, 2024
Get the Cockmug. it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd
oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool
rayan: no i have not what is this product
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by THE J!!! March 10, 2022
Get the rock cock killer 9000mug. Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
by Pripyat November 28, 2020
Get the Cock Tiremug. Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.
Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
Get the Cock Waggingmug. P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.
by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018
Get the mosquito cockmug. by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017
Get the Irish cock jugglermug. 