Cock

Another term for a male penis

Sexy lady: can I suck your cock
Man: of course baby, just need to make my cock longer with this automatic boner machine
Sexy lady: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I like this cock in my mouth and my hand
Man: ohhhh yeah baby keeping sucking my cock

by RideMyMonsterCock April 25, 2017

cock

James may's favourite food

Oh cock, it's my cock running from my cock.

by Range Velar April 23, 2019

Cock

Dick

I put my cock in her

by Quandale Dingle Likes Kids November 15, 2022

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus

oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”

There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies

by KK901 October 2, 2019

stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016