Bitch Me Up

A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.

Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.

Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)

by TungGone October 17, 2020

Zen Up Bitches

Calm down, relax, and get things done.

The development team: We'll never be ready in time!
Me: Zen up bitches! We're just moving cards into the done column
Then: Ok. What can we deliver that is of highest value?

by Internet Bodhisattva November 14, 2012

testicular bitch slap

To whip our your balls and bitch slap a hoe with them.

Damn that bitch just got testicular bitch slapped by that guy.

by Kakarot454 October 27, 2012

French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.

Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!

by SWHoll October 5, 2013

longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

Baggin' Bubbly Bitch

(noun): (BBB for short) A girl who is the fiercest competition in your love life. She is naturally annoyingly cute, bubbly, and overly flirtatious. In fact, you have never met anyone that annoys you so much. Has a known tendency to be a man-eater, and the fact that a guy has a girlfriend is totally ignored by the BBB. In your mind, the Baggin' Bubbly Bitch is able to seduce any man with her overbearing annoying cuteness. If you have a boyfriend, BEWARE THE BAGGIN' BUBBLY BITCH.

Girl 1: You know what bothers me?? Baggin' Bubbly Bitches that don't seem to know their place & can't find their own fucking boyfriend. A BBB has been gawking & flaunting her tits at my boyfriend for the past week.

Girl 2: I know. There is no such thing as "other fish in the sea" in the Baggin' Bubbly Bitch's mind.

by zhuchok September 22, 2011