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Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
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Hot Shit

Just another way to say 'so cool' or 'so great'. Most likely originated from US fighter pilots and their slang.
Ex 1
He thinks he's hot shit just because his daddy buys him any pair of J's that he wants. But let's see that bitch nigga on the court.

Ex 2
That wing-wiper thinks he is such hot shit because he pilots an F-16 and dropped some eggs on some towelheads. But let's see him handle the superior maneuvering capabilities and speed of the F-22.
by Loyal_Michigander August 31, 2014
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women
nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken
by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016
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Hot

Bronson is hot
by Joopé November 12, 2020
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it
by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021
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