Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Pull a l0rd

When someone fakes suicide after faking coding

Person: Yo I'm a liar so I think I'm gonna pull a l0rd.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.

by NOT0666 February 8, 2021

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind

Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."

by KaKail October 17, 2023

Foreskin pulling

When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment

Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling

by Gooneredgertoilet January 13, 2025

Pulling a GabMed

Going on vacation or disappearing without letting anyone know.

Damn, my wifi was pulling a GabMed last night. I couldn’t get any work done.

by Jj papa April 22, 2021