Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.

Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!

by George Looney IV December 2, 2022

Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?

Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"

by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022

Cock

1. A male chicken A.K.A a rooster
2. A human males penis

“I heard Harry got a new cock!”
“I hope your talking about the chicken….”

by Strikevall December 4, 2022

Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022

Poppy cock

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022

Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.

Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock

by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022