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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Hot Shit

Just another way to say 'so cool' or 'so great'. Most likely originated from US fighter pilots and their slang.
Ex 1
He thinks he's hot shit just because his daddy buys him any pair of J's that he wants. But let's see that bitch nigga on the court.

Ex 2
That wing-wiper thinks he is such hot shit because he pilots an F-16 and dropped some eggs on some towelheads. But let's see him handle the superior maneuvering capabilities and speed of the F-22.
by Loyal_Michigander August 31, 2014
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the hot fudge sundae

the act of cumming in a woman’s butt while she is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
i was over this girls house last night and we did the hot fudge sundae
by swizzle_dizzle January 20, 2023
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Hots

I'm gonna play some Hots in a bit.
by KitsuneMamori January 4, 2021
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hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowllast night.
by Meater1234 December 31, 2023
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Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.
What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?
by Bballdemon July 8, 2022
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hot yam

by daddycraigo April 15, 2019
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