Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

Timid Syndrome

Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.

Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Main Character Syndrome

Jeremy from MESA

main character syndrome is where bro literally thinks everything revolves around him

by Main Character Syndrome April 1, 2024

Mr Dalek syndrome

Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.

(all names are fake for obvious reasons)

Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.

by WhyAreWeStillHere? January 27, 2022

bundle syndrome

Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.

I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.

by Novoshkos April 22, 2022

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

ledian syndrome

When game freak makes a pokemon whose all around stats aren't good, but have a good moveset despite not being able to fully take advantage of the moves due to bad stats

I never understood the hype around sableye, he has ledian syndrome.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025