Stockling Syndrome

A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .

“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”

by Misterlady May 09, 2019

Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

by Meznight July 27, 2024

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 07, 2023

Cozain Syndrome

When the eyes look very red as opposed to the normal white coloring of the eyeball.

Dude, do you have the cozain syndrome? Your eyes are lookin really red.

by caillou.lover November 26, 2020

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

Rolling hill syndrome

When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?

Person 1: I just think we are different people

Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome

by Alphaking711 November 09, 2022

Sasha Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy for 5 minutes and then decides she only wants him as a friend

"Oh my god the date was so good, I love his personality and he's so cute, but I think I wanna keep him as a friend"

"Damn...you got Sasha Syndrome huh...?"

by Firelørd Sedjrø August 11, 2022