Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017

suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.

hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco

by suaves lover April 18, 2018

Me

A word that describes you so you don't have to say your name when you talk

Like for example it's me

by M8900 August 18, 2017

do the do with me

Fuck me

"Hey babe wanna do the do with me?"
"Yes babe I wanna do the do with you."
sex fuck me

by mouselicker August 20, 2017

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Me

dumbass stupid but in math accel and cant get laid

Me = never got laid

by Ƥapi October 11, 2018

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018