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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.
Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.
by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022
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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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Not Sex

Is when you have light sex and never get to your finished out come and not satisfied with end result.
Friend one - I wish Valentine day was cancelled everyone tried of having not sex on a date or hanging out.
by Smoothie8girl February 18, 2025
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Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus
My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday
by Juice cake April 21, 2024
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sex

The thing where a guy shoves his cock down women's pussy for both of their pleasure but the guy cums in 30 seconds and the women is not pleasured and she breaks up with you and you get cum training because ur a soft cunt that can't last 2 fucking minutes
by Miffy09 May 18, 2023
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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