Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 3, 2014

Little Big Man

When a short man acts like he is larger than what actually is. Usually, these men can be rough, aggregative, and assertive at times.

Levi is such a little big man! He tried to take on that giant, Nile!

by MikeTheHound December 21, 2014

punch the fat man

Masterbating with vigour.

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.

by Bullturtle October 31, 2013

Rice man dan

A cool Asian with lots of rice stored at his house

Hey aren't you rice man dan?

by Kollc January 23, 2015

Man-Made River

Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.

Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.

by Ugly_Jack March 17, 2015