Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Syndrome (descriptive)

Syndrome Is used to describe something that is not working or is just generally Shiite.

In a sentence, syndrome (descriptive)
you're such a syndrome
Ur relationship is a syndrome

Craig is being syndrome
That food tastes like absolute syndrome

by Goonicus the unwavering October 11, 2019

Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.

1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.

by dickie bundle September 11, 2012

amogus syndrome

amogus syndrome is a medical disorder that target people who have heard about amogus, it is VERY common, 69 in 100 people have this medical disorder, it causes the infected person to shout "AMOGUS" and play the amogus drip song everytime they see a thing that bears some resemblance to amogus.

Mom: please help my son doc
doc: ok
*the doctor proceeds to show him a picture of the boomerang nebula*
Kid: AMOGUS
*kid proceeds to dance while the amogus drip song is playing in the background*
Doc: so yeah the kid has amogus syndrome, and we have no cure.

by Poopslayer 1101 August 7, 2022