Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023

Abnormal balls

When you’re shitting so hard your balls grow bigger.

Bob: *shitting*
Bob: *balls grow”*
John: woah bro. Nice abnormal balls

by Pussypumper3000 January 11, 2023

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

by Grifball123 December 11, 2024

rest balls

if ur a gymnast you and only u can relate to jumping in a pit and getting foam all over u

i did 50 tuck jumps and i have rest balls all over me

by resi balls November 27, 2017

Balls

My breakfast lunch and dinner

I pair my balls with some cock and eat it up

by Mr cock and balls June 1, 2022

No balls

When you are so lonely you don't even have female friends. It can also be used as an insult or as the ultimate dare.

"My guy, you got no balls." "Yeah, i know."
"You are a no balls." "No you."
"No balls!" "Watch me do it then!"

by Yeet_Phantom March 8, 2022