how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.

Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?

Deadpool: Yes!... But I can't.

by DarthBombad May 3, 2024

What do you mean

Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said

Jack: “I think Games of Thrones Season 8 was actually decent.”
Bill: “Wait what do you mean?”

by gptx July 19, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.

Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

You do not have to do anything they are telling you

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.

Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Do you need that

When someone offends you and you can ask them the phrase as if they need that feeling of offending you.

Summer: you look fat.

Y/n : do you need that?

by Dououneedthat June 1, 2025