Brown Willy

It is the act of inserting your finger in your ass and then inserting it in someone elses ear like a wet willy.

I Brown Willy my pal when im sas

by Smudgehat May 14, 2011

whistlin' willy

A dickhead (willy) who annoys people by his random whistling.

I can't get any work done because of the whistlin' willy beside me.

by going rogue December 23, 2015

Silly Willy

Goofy and fun loving person

Maia is a silly willy when she sings karaoke

by jpgmls1998 April 29, 2019

calm your willy down

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

by makurious December 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010

fat ass willy

A person who has a big wide ass, and big circular breasts.

That fat ass Willy must have eaten too much bacon, cuz she was making those men drool on the biscuits

by whilly123 July 13, 2014

willshire

noun:The area between a man's scrotum and his anus.

Fernando: Dude!
Jesus: What's Wrong?
Fernando: I have an itch in my willshire that won't go away!
Jesus: Between your scrotum sack and your anus?
Fernando:Yeah!
Jesus:Dude that sucks.

by Boss_Man September 14, 2008