Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis

You are a wanker

You wank really well

by Leelelleel July 19, 2022

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Wanker

You

You’re a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.

"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'

by LadyLiv September 11, 2022

Wanker

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 13, 2022

wanker

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

by notreal110392 October 4, 2022