Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

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Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024

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Tesla wanker

A British slang term, but can also be found being New Zealand and Australia, hiding in plain sight up down the country, there not old or young, rich or poor, popular or unpopular, but there they are sitting there in shiny metal death boxes all smug.

Ooooo mines got a long range battery or mines got software version upgrade on it. ForkSake you lot sound like Android users.

At a party John and James were conversing, “See that bloke over there he’s a right Tesla Wanker, was telling me how amazing his new Tesla is and he get 400 miles out of a charge, bore off you Tesla Wanker”

by WayneKing69 February 20, 2024

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