Vincent Wakandahuis

a man made of 100% testosterone
he has spliffing skills that are feared by the gods

friend: ayy Vincent Wakandahuis spif!
Vincent: spiffs so god damn hard he creates a black hole

by skem500 August 19, 2019

Daniel Wakeford

Daniele Wakeford is an incredible singer and is a ridiculously sexy man. He is easily the best person that was on undateables and I recommend he music so highly.

Daniel wakeford is so much sexy

by Undateables is amazing March 7, 2020

sleep wake

your so tired your not

at 3am im usually sleep wake

by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Zucchini Wakabeni

The name for an African who seduces his wife with the zucchini plant.

Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."

by chEs778 May 18, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021