Swamel toe

The sweat women get after a hard days work.
it all goes down to the vagina

After playing field hockey for a long time, she had alot of swamel toe.

by Kleiner May 2, 2006

1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe

Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe

Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol

by The Camels Toe April 18, 2009

Toe Jam

sweaty and sticky build up of fungus and dead skin in between may also result in a rash

Damn that trollop Kiralee had some nasty toe jam

by Pj & Tj December 28, 2007

Toe ring

A toe ring is when you stick one of your toes up someones arse, you pull it out and you're left with a nice brown ring on your toe. This is called a Toe ring.

Johnny was doing a spot of up-hill gardening when he slipped over and his toe went up freddies arse leaving him with a lovely toe ring.

by CamillaParkerBowels May 23, 2011

toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

Tijuana Toe Tap

The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!
Fuck me!

by tRIP sEVN October 18, 2008

freaky toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Usually a phenomenom that happens to women.

Why is your freaky toe so long.
Holy shit! Your second toe is longer than your big toe, that's one freaky toe.

Man: What's up with your toe?
Woman: Uh...nothing.
Man: Why is it so damn long?
Woman: Leave me alone.
Man: I'll I'm saying is that's a freaky toe.
Woman: (sobbing)

by adfrock February 24, 2008