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Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
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Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork
Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig
by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019
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schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.
"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"
by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017
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The elephant in the room

Once mastered, this word can be adapted, like, "this is so dequavie," or, "what the dequavie (WTD)"
(noun)

"The dequavious pork of the situation is that he is lying to me!"

"Once you grasp the dequavious pork of the situation, you can understand where I'm coming from"
by boofinthetrap November 21, 2025
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Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.
When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.
by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022
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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023
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Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.
That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.
by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023
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