clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.
"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"
by camie September 23, 2007
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You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.
Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.
by youkilledmystatus September 06, 2011
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Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.
Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA
by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021
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To have romantic or sexual relations with someone while going beyond the limitations of their Facebook Relationship Status.
I performed a Facebook Relationship Status Override (FRSO) with Camila on Friday night.
by FRSO Guy April 19, 2010
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Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy September 09, 2008
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frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.
frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet
by thefirebuilds July 31, 2008
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Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
by Joe Smiff April 03, 2023
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