Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020

break nap

a break from any relationship,like a nap..for people to relax,and dream (maybe about others) too

i seem too hung up on you..maybe its time for a break nap

by jaqueena August 17, 2007

sadness nap

When you sleep to forget Your sadness/pain.

I felt so bad that I had to take a sadness nap.

by Telils April 28, 2016

Nap

"Nap" is a term used by many rival gangs towards the neighborhood crips meaning "Nappy Head" and is an overall diss term used amongst a large amount of rival gangs to the neighborhood crips.

Aye nigga fuck naps on westside hoover!

by gangkilla42 August 19, 2023

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020