Skip to main content

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018
mugGet the Fat Burritomug.

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
by notsjolie April 9, 2021
mugGet the Virginia Burritomug.

Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.
Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.
by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024
mugGet the Throwing the burritomug.

Burrito Breath

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.
by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016
mugGet the Burrito Breathmug.

Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them
1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito
by Ian Fox June 21, 2008
mugGet the Punto Burritomug.

Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018
mugGet the Burrito Hippiesmug.

Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69
I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!
by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Birchy Burritomug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email