A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023
Get the Stonermug. by Reetspanker December 20, 2018
Get the Stonermug. The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 2, 2022
Get the Stoner Taxmug. Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021
Get the clean stonermug. A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
Get the Stoner's Burialmug. a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 20, 2017
Get the Stoneritismug. The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.
Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.
Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.
Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.
Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.
Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.
Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
by TrueAmbivalence October 6, 2019
Get the Stoner Suggestibilitymug.