rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.

When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.

by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018

Rusty Robot

A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.

I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.

by Ashleybond30 June 2, 2017

rusty coral

A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.

I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.

by rustycarl22 March 29, 2009

rusty p

A red headed person that tries too hard. Generally this person is overwieght. Also has an obsession with Notre Dame.

Why dont you lose some wieght Rusty P.

by Jehung April 27, 2005

Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021

Rusty Fishhook

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).

Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!

by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019

Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?

by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018