A very powerful little stone that is capable of controlling reality, mostly used by Our Lord and Savior Infinite
by TheUndertaker24677 October 13, 2021
Get the Phantom Ruby mug.An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
Get the western-phantom mug.Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
Get the Phantom Period mug.When you take a poo but there is no evidence
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020
Get the ghost phantom mug.One who opens a website, then decides to close it. But then change their mind and re-open it a year later.
Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.
Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.
by Budah09 June 5, 2009
Get the Phantom mug.An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.
Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?
Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.
Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.
by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017
Get the Phantom Snacker mug.Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB June 1, 2011
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