A David Brito is one with a sense of humor only few people can understand... he doesnt know what he want right now maybe not looking to settling down afraid of being hurt. He doesnt have bad intentions but can hurt someone if you love him. He doesnt let many people in fully, if you do actually know him its a great thing youll see a whole new side of him and enjoy him as a person. he looks tuff but once you get to know him hes goofy weird and if you fall in love with him oh what a mistake unless hes actually in love with you if he leaves you itll be incredibly hard to get over him you cant forget a david. they will make a mark on your heart.
by flashblogger August 1, 2018
Get the David Britomug. A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
Get the David Dicemug. 
David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big
by Solomon999 November 27, 2019
Get the David broomemug. Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.
by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012
Get the Tess and Davidmug. by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020
Get the David Cullisonmug. He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Get the David Dariusmug.