the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

Clocked

You got knocked the hell out

“I clocked his dumbass”
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.

Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose

by Thejuice April 9, 2013

clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.

clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.

by sushi & mars December 24, 2020

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019