This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
by Captin-Smack April 17, 2009
Get the ignorant carmug. A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
by TheCarToad July 12, 2009
Get the car toadmug. person 1 what sexuality are you?
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022
Get the car sexualmug. When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.
Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.
Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.
Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.
Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?
Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?
by Wunduh Bread January 28, 2019
Get the Park A carmug. A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.
by yota_b March 18, 2016
Get the car thotmug. The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.
A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.
by Fuch naut December 8, 2021
Get the Jap Carmug. A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
Get the car washermug.