Bond Moment

When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.

(while driving)

Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!

(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)

Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH

Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!

by FlabCaptain September 8, 2012

Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

Grant Moment

When you do something and that thing happens when it does.

I think I just had a a Grant Moment

by Gronkletron February 3, 2022

sack moment

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

parlo moment

For when some one does something so dumb the entire universe cringes, everything that has existed, will exist cringes with you as you see the stupidity of the parlo moment.

That was a parlo moment

by PhilSwift42069 March 26, 2021

artist moment

Like a senior moment when everything else is forgotten, and the artist's minds goes into creative mode. Things like remembering where items put down during this time are misplaced, doors to exterior of the building, and cupboards are not closed. Sentences are halted mid stream, all because the artist has a rush of creative insight.

Yeah, I was going to apply for that job but, I had an artist moment.

by mapke May 5, 2015

#Cove-Moment

Refers to a disturbing or shocking moment that could potentially occur in the mystical place of Kraken Cove. These moment's are usually either sinister or shocking in some way, but then turned into slight comedy by the fact that it seems to be an ordinary happening in the town it's referring to.

Delilah: Hey Orwyn, how was your day?

Orwyn: My foot fell off and grew out a demon tentacle that is hellbent on enslaving the world so it can make it sandwiches!

Delilah: #Cove-Moment

by Edd_Was_Here May 3, 2022