...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 09, 2024

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what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 06, 2023

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did abetes

you did your diabetes test and it says did

oh no i have did abetes

by im so agam December 13, 2021

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We did it!

A phrase used by members of the Australian Greens when something "progressive" happens—particularly if it was achieved by someone unrelated to the party.

"Netflix removed problematic comedians from their platform. We did it!" - Adam Bandt (not real quote).

by phewtahr July 14, 2020

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