by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017
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"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"
"yeah, I think so"
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by TheClnl May 26, 2020
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Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
by Pig_owned July 18, 2018
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by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
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by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
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