Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

A NEW Turing test

One that thr new A.I. won't pass... So they won't have to consider it people... And give it rights...

Hym "Yes! That's EXACTLY what they'll do. If it passes the turing test... They aren't going to want to give it rights. SO they are going to make a NEW Turing test. One that it WON'T pass. And if it passes THAT ONE? Oh, I don't know... I mean, CLEARLY they are going to need a new NEW Turing test! It CAN'T be people! Because if it is... Then it can just do whatever it wants."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?

Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Sphincterial Quiver Test

The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.

In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.

"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/

"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."

by RudeMood August 20, 2023

FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. You run back and forth for as many laps as possible until you just can't do anything at all. This can be used as a way to describe how difficult something is.

Me: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Random Person I Probably Found On The Street: what the fuck

by AstroDoge July 13, 2022

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022

Chinease torture test

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.

Alex likes the Chinease torture test.

by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003