walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7

person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas

by applepiemommy September 8, 2021

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texas howdy

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Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.

by BIGG R August 13, 2021

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Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.

John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.

by Fallen Corpse July 3, 2021

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Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.

by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021

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Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

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