Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Female Algebra Teacher

The most beautiful breed of woman. Usually between the 22-40 years old

Girl #1: Hey, have you see the Female Algebra Teacher?
Girl #2: Yeah, she's so hot

by greysweatpants April 17, 2021

Chunky gym teacher

He’s a chunky boi wit da fat under the shirt

Hey look it’s chunky gym teacher

by Evolution2 December 6, 2020

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

It's for teachers

Something that is not meant for Children or adults, ONLY Teachers. Such as the liberty to be as mean or as nice to students. Also having this mug.

It said this cant be blank. And " It's for teachers " Had to be in it

by Gameing Gamer September 16, 2019

Arabic teacher

Teachers who teach Arabic yet fail miserably (they also have VERY broken English)

Arabic teacher: so Al Forus when go sleep also al bait house.
students: Yeah that's our Arabic teacher

by Hey yall its Addison Rae November 8, 2020

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024