Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...
Man, I gotta find a new country...
by 2TD September 01, 2015
#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
by Sgt Wonder January 30, 2011
A Mexican who lives in America, but does not understand, or pretends to not understand the English language.
Also see M-Tard
Also see M-Tard
That new employee Jose is such a M-Tard. He knew what I meant when I said "make sure you get my rims clean" -OR- Consuela starts acting M-Tarded around me when I ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.
by nostopin September 05, 2010
While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......
by Quills13 August 09, 2013
if you are A) acting a fool, super hyper and being crazy, B) Cursing like a sailor in an affectionate manner or C) Being randomly perverted in a way that makes really no sense then you are being Jit-tarded
by JittyTheKitty January 17, 2012
The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
An term to describe kids who make $exual or cringy stuff with gacha life, club, verse, heck even studio
by AnotherWasteOfSpace May 24, 2021