H-Tard

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard

"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"

by grzly December 23, 2009

Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011

M-Tarded

A Mexican who lives in America, but does not understand, or pretends to not understand the English language.

Also see M-Tard

That new employee Jose is such a M-Tard. He knew what I meant when I said "make sure you get my rims clean" -OR- Consuela starts acting M-Tarded around me when I ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.

by nostopin September 5, 2010

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008