by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 13, 2023
When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat
by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020
Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "
Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"
Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"
by Hit it or quit it December 05, 2017
As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities
by Tom Busman January 08, 2014
My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.
by Doomraid3r January 10, 2020
The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.
Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".
Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".
by AE2487 July 24, 2011
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021