Skip to main content

Sniffing

Sucking, with one's nose, but not like as in 'Timmy, you suck', more as in 'straws suck'. Cannot be done underwater unless you happen to be a water shrew or star-nosed mole.
Sniffing is challenging to do underwater. Lucky us, otherwise we'd be able to smell all the fish.
by Sniffatron 2000 June 25, 2018
mugGet the Sniffing mug.

Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006
mugGet the Horse Sniffer mug.

Sif Sniffing

Sif Sniffing is the act of searching on the internet for myspace whores or facebook fiends that are different than what they show. Sif(Secret Internet Fatty) sniffing is finding, the ones who are larger than they appear, by any internet means necessary. One successfully has Sif Sniffed if he/she finds an unkind picture of a person their dumb ass friends have tagged them in, or if they come across some type of other unflattering picture. Once you have done this, you have sniffed out a sif.
Ashley: I'm Bored as hell.
Anja: Shit me too......
Ashley: Wanna go Sif Sniffing!?
Anja: Hellz Yea!
by SMSUBALLER February 16, 2010
mugGet the Sif Sniffing mug.

codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)
he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
mugGet the codpeice sniffer mug.

cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt
Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken
by jisko August 4, 2007
mugGet the cunt sniffer mug.

scratch and sniff

Getting head from a chick with a large pointy nose during the "69" position, her nose being so large it can't help but massage your ballsack to the point of no return.
Cedrick; "Hey Nelson, I heard you got laid from that big nosed tart you found at the bar last night!!"

Nelson; "Not quite, her nig nose scratch and sniffed my balls too much that I splooged it right down her throat...oh well"
by Pakistaniel November 14, 2012
mugGet the scratch and sniff mug.

Sniffielis

The Dicktoinary Infection

Basically when your penis and or vagina sneez's out the Alphabet or a word

You can get sniffilis by touch or sexual contact
It's quite funny really how it cum's to be.

Basically if you have then your either one sick fuck or one Whoreny lucky ass.
"I got sniffielis I got sniffielis " "I dont have to go to school no more my penis can do all my work for me (achoo) look theres the letter A aw and baby a to im gonna call you skippy hehehe."
"lucky bastard" I still have to read and write and text message shit I want sniffielis Mom how did you get sniffielis?

The world may never know...???
by beggin cheese April 28, 2008
mugGet the Sniffielis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email