Semen

Cock-Snot, Millions of tiny babies floating around ready to penetrate that pussy and hit the eggs. Or just hold it in your mouth.

Me: Dude, did you hear Colton ate his Semen?
Johnny: Yeah it tasted like salt...

by SkeeEEeettTTer11 July 27, 2012

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.

Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.

by John Wesley February 6, 2008

Semaiternal

Of seemingly never ending duration

Sarah and Alison's week has been Semaiternal, with the weekend seeming so far away

by lozzy123 August 25, 2008

semencilization

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.

Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008

semanticklish

One who revels in the folly of semantic play and gets mildly to extremely aroused when hearing dangling modifiers, innuendos, past participles or phrases like: "eats, shoots and leaves."

A cunning linguist often gets semanticklish when his innuendo reveals a smaller than average dangling modifier.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010